The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.
When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”
Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.
Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:
Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.
I thought I’d find you here.
TVD meme ► [4/9] Relationships
∟ “I explained it to you once, but I had to make you forget because I was so scared of what you might do. But now, I don’t want to lie. I’m not gonna be afraid of you anymore. I don’t want you to be afraid of me anymore. I’m still your little girl. It’s me. It’s me.”
how would you feel if this little shit looked at you like this
#fuckIGN STILES STILISNKI#GOD#WHEN HAS HE EVER LOOKED THAT HAPPY?#I KNOW THIS PAIRING SQUICKS SOME PEOPLE OUT BUT STILES AND MALIA ARE H A P P Y.#///haPPY///#and god i would cry tears of joy if sterek were to ever happen#you knOW I WOULd#but Malia is making Stiles happy after all the shit he went through last season#she saw him at his worst and she’S STILL HERE#she WANTED HIM AT HIS WORST AND NOW SHE GETS HIM WHILE HE’S TRYING HIS BEST#AND SHE’S TRYING HER BEST TOO#she’s watching him and paying attention to him and even picking up his habits#AND STILES HAS NEVER HAD THAT ATTENTION BEFORE#so hate on stalia all you want but i truly believe they are going to be good for each other#regardless of whether this lasts or not#///drops mic (via x)