The whole way from Dorne, all anyone talked about was the monster that had been born to Tywin Lannister. A head twice the size of his body, a tail between his legs, claws, one red eye. The privates of both a girl and a boy.

When we met your sister she promised she would show you to us. Everyday we would ask. Every day she would say, “Soon.”

Then, she and your brother took us to your nursery, and… she unveiled the freak. Your head was a bit large, your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny, pink cock. We didn’t try to hide our disappointment.

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July 14, 2014     5,408 notes

Brazilian model Alexandre Cunha was paired with a three-year-old moptop to showcase Smalto’s matching child-sized and adult tuxedos. Unfortunately, while the pressure of performing didn’t faze the buff Brazilian, his partner broke down in tears as they were striding the catwalk:

Once, I was supposed to close a show with a 3-year-old kid and we both had matching outfits. During rehearsal, everything went as planned, but on the day of the show he started crying halfway down the runway, so in my head I thought, “What am I supposed to do?!” I ended up picking him up and I carried him to the end of the runway.

July 14, 2014     685,730 notes

how to emote by malia tate

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July 13, 2014     4,621 notes

TVD meme[4/9] Relationships
∟ “I explained it to you once, but I had to make you forget because I was so scared of what you might do. But now, I don’t want to lie. I’m not gonna be afraid of you anymore. I don’t want you to be afraid of me anymore. I’m still your little girl. It’s me. It’s me.”

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July 13, 2014     728 notes




Brought my cousin with me to my parents house and now my dad’s making him vacuum the entire house because my cousin said it was a womans job to vacuum and clean



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July 13, 2014     82,074 notes


Development from 1x02 to 3x18

1x02 ~ in which Lydia doesn’t hear Stiles talking to her, even when he’s standing right front of her
3x18 ~ in which she hears him whispering, even though he’s far away from her

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July 12, 2014     993 notes

I think [Danny] figured it out a long, long, long time ago. And was like “I’M NOT TOUCHING THAT - Keahu Kahuanui [x]

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July 12, 2014     12,610 notes

Daenerys Stormborn the Unburnt, Queen of Meereen, Queen of the Andals and the Rhoynar and the First Men, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons

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July 12, 2014     2,880 notes
sweet theme, bro.